Kentucky Congressman Wants to Get His Hands on Fake Penis

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Minnesota Vikings (that's pro football) running back, Onterrio Smith was recently stopped at an airport for carying the original Whizzinator kit. The kit contains a fake penis strap-on looking device and chemical pills to make "clean" urine. You can see a pic at the site, or more at a link to the Whizzinator official site. Note, the device does come in a variety of colors. Now, a Kentucky congressman has subpoenaed the company to learn more. He might even ask about other professional athlete clients, particularly with the recent steroid hearings. Lots of funny lines throughout the story.

The badjocks site also keeps a running tally of the highest blood alcohol content of athlete dui offenders, tracks coaching sex scandals across the country (right now they've tracked 83 for the year), and other stories from the backpages of sports. Quite a trainwreck to watch.