Overheard in New York: The Voice of The City

Overheard in New York: The Voice of The City
Humorous, random snips of eavesdropped conversations

Bookchick #1: I had to go and see a circumcision yesterday. Any mother who does that to their son is evil and should burn in Hell.
Bookchick #2: Yeah, but it's much more hygienic.
Bookchick #1: So? Your labia gets dirty too.

Little girl: Mommy, that guy has a puppy in his car!
Mommy: How many times do I have to tell you that is the first temptation to kidnap you, stupid!

Thanks Sean